You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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