there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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