we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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