remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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