But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he shaved USA in his pubs
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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