She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Randomize
