wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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