It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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