Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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