Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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