Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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