why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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