that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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