You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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