And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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