and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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