okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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