then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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