11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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