Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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