You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we have officially lost it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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