What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
