I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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