Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
