He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I want her autograph on my taint
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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