Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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