Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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