Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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