is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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