For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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