Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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