I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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