O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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