love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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