hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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