Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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