its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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