Where did you get a picture of my penis
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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