it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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