i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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