? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Small penises have feelings too.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Are we still banned from the library?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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