yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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