I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
