OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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