Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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