Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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