I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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