I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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