got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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