I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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