Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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