Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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