so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
why do cheetos always look like penises
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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