I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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