It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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