I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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