Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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